funny stuff especially for moms of teens!

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with

my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's
not
only the passion.....

Mom. she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We
share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the
fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine
and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Stacy
can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.


Love,

Your Son,


P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's
in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home

My dad sent me this, just thought I'd share!

Di

This week gonna be a killer

What a weekend! We are in the playoffs for Jer's hockey team. The whole team was sick, really sick, but they bucked up and played anyway! Thursday's game they lost, but Saturday night they came back and
WON!!!! My dad and I had so much fun cheering and yelling, that I screamed my throat RAW. How RAW? Raw enough to have to sleep with honey next to the night stand! Sunday's game they also won, however Jer was thrown out! Yes, tossed for being the third man in on a fight. He was sticking up for a friend that got punched in the face, and the refs were out to lunch, so he stepped in and now he cannot play in Friday's game! If they win Friday they play Sunday for the championship game!

So this leads me to how this is a killer week:

I need to .....

Help Ella with a holocaust scrapbook for school.

Help Jer with a 4 minute speech on the history of punk rock music

Finish Dana's baby shower invitation, print and cut out.

Design and make 5 golden birthday invitations for Ella's 11th birthday party.

Finish my home album, upload and enter contest on the house of 3 website.

Make spring banner, also from ho3 site.

And finally, make posters and purchase noise makers( to save my voice that is) for the games this weekend.

Oh ya and shuttle my daughter to and from a hip hop dance clinic this weekend!!!!!!!

Wew! I'm gonna need a nap on Sunday !

Hey, have you checked out my little slide presentation?  You can see the baby shower stuff in there. It's not finished yet, but almost.

It must run in the genes

This past weekend Ella was in a dance competition and Jeremy was performing in his first guitar performance. Unfortunatley they were at the same time! So Ella went to her gig with friends so I could see Jeremy perform. It was so fun to see him in his true element. He was so excited to be there with all the kids who have the same interests as he does. I tried very hard to get a good shot of him, however he played with his side to the audience. We later discussed being front n center ( get it?) and that you always aim for the spotlight!

Here is Ella on her way to school!

Just kidding, this is know as her "OH SNAP" face in her stage makeup.

Here's Jer

I'm suprised I got this one cuz this is mostly what I saw.

I also saw the Jonas Brothers concert movie. Loved watching the girls and hearing the girls go crazy for them! If I was 16 I would so be in love with Joe Jonas!

Here's my March Calendar

 This weekend we have hockey semi finals and I'l l be working on a what makes your house a home album and a baby shower.

Di

Attention all Harry Potter Fans

This wekend on Wttw they will be airing David Copperfield! What does this have to do with Harry Potter you say? Well, Daniel Ratcliffe and Ian Mckellen are both in it. You can see an interview here:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/copperfield/bts.html Daniel was only 10 when they filmed this, quite interesting.

Have you noticed my little Blinkie over there to the right? You must check out this site. These are 3 of the most creative women ever! You buy ( for a couple of bucks) and download cards, albums, scrapbooks, home decor and even decorate your own blog. Just click on the blinkie and creativity will be at your fingertips!

This weekend Jeremy has his first Guitar recital. I'm so excited to see him play! Tomorrow I have to go to Hot topic and find him a new Ramones t-shirt. His  current one is a wreck. I kinda want to jazz him up by having him wear his checkered tie, but he has given me the no- go on that!

Also, I've been working on a baby shower. I'm gonna try and post some pics of that next week. I'ts so cute I can't stand it!

di